The Daily Show – 5G Race
Key message
1. 5G technology could bring tremendous economic benefits.
5G 기술은 엄청난 경제적 이익을 가져올 수 있다.
If the U.S. wins, it would create an estimated 3 million jobs, and add approximately $500 billion to GDP.
미국이 이기면 약 3백만 개의 일자리가 창출되고 GDP에 약 5천억 달러가 추가될 것이다.
“You know how hard it is to get $500 billion dollars? Like, you’d have to marry and divorce Jeff Bezos five times.” (LOL)
“5천억 달러를 받는 것이 얼마나 어려운지 아십니까? 예를 들자면, Jeff Bezos와 다섯 번 결혼과 이혼을 반복해야 합니다.” (ㅋㅋㅋ)
2. 5G technology could challenge US spy agencies.
5G 기술은 미국 스파이 기관에 위협이 될 수 있다.
Fight about 5G isn’t just about money and downloading Avengers like that, it’s also about power.
5G에 대한 싸움은 돈이나 어벤저스 영화를 다운로드 받는 것에 대한 것일 뿐만 아니라 파워에 관련된 싸움이기도 하다.
If you control 5G, you have access to everything people are doing online.
5G를 장악할 수 있다면 당신은 사람들이 온라인을 통해 하는 모든 일에 개입할 수 있다.
Right now, the best 5G technology is made by Huawei. If Huawei becomes the leading 5G provider in the world, then China can spy on everyone, which is what America wants to do.
현재 화웨이는 최고 수준의 5G 기술을 보유하고 있다. 만약에 화웨이가 세계 최대의 5G 공급 업체가 되면 중국은 모든 사람을 감시 할 수 있다. 하지만 그것은 오히려 미국 정부가 하고 싶은 일이다. ^^
3. Trump government is determined to win the race by crippling Huawei.
트럼프 정부는 화웨이를 무너뜨려서 경주에서 이기기로 결심했다.
President Trump signed an executive order banning U.S. companies from using telecom equipment deemed to be a national security threat.
트럼프 대통령은 미국 기업들이 국가 안보 위협으로 간주되는 통신 장비 사용을 금지하는 행정 명령에 서명했다.
“America is lucky that you have a maniac on your team, who’s willing to play dirty.
“미국은 자기 편에 미치광이 한 명이 있어서 다행이예요. 왜나하면 그는 더러운 수단을 사용해도 좋다고 생각하는 사람입니다.”
“The man might not know what 5G is, but he does know how to mess up other people’s shit.” (Totally agree!)
“그 사람은 5G가 무엇인지 모를 수도 있지만 다른 사람들의 일을 개판칠 수 있는 방법을 잘 압니다.” (동의!)
* mess up somebody’s shit : inflicting damage, for example, ruining one’s business, stealing one’s girlfriend, or upsetting one’s life.
다른 사람의 일을 망치다 (개판치다), 예를 들자면, 타인의 사업을 망치거나, 남의 애인을 가로채거나 타인의 삶을 흔들어 놓는 것을 의미한다.
* play dirty: act in a dishonest or unfair way 정당하지 않은 행동을 한다
Ex) Some people are pretending to be noble, but actually play dirty behind your back.
Transcript
What’s the deal with 5G? And Why are the U.S. and China going to war over it? Well, we’re trying to break down for you in our ongoing segment, “If you don’t know, now you know.”
So what exactly is the big deal with 5G? Because you might think it’s just 4G, but a little bit faster. But it’s actually a lot faster. So fast, in fact that it could change the world.
“The new world of 5G technology promises to transform our lives, connecting millions of devices, and enabling everything from driverless cars to smart homes.”
“Up to 20 times faster than the 4G most of us use now, 5G lightning-fast technology will accelerate and interconnect everything. “
“To download a 2-hour movie on 3G will take 26 hours. On 4G, you will be waiting 6 minutes. And on 5G, you will be ready to watch your film in just over 3 and half seconds. “
Damn, you would download an entire movie in 3 seconds, that’s gonna be fast. I mean, we will still spend 45 minutes, trying to decide which movie to download, but once we’ve decided, we would need to go to bed because we’re tired. But tomorrow, 3 seconds, my friends.
But 5G isn’t just about download speeds, it’s a game changer for everything. Like with 5G, you can have cities where everything communicates. Like, doctors can perform surgeries from other side of the world.
Can you imagine a world, where your videos never buffer, right? Your calls never drop. That would be amazing. Except I guess now you could never fake a call dropping with 5G. Yeah, because that excuses are gone. You’d be like, “ Uh, Uh, I am losing, I am losing. You are breaking up. “ Be like “Mother(fucker ^^;; )… you aren’t breaking up, we got 5G.” Be like, “ Yeah, yeah, you are right, carry on Grandma. “Yeah, my grandma is Samuel L Jackson.
So, look, there’s no denying the technology is great, but why do China and U.S. care so much about who makes it? Well, it’s the same reason they care about anything, the Benjamins, baby.
“When the U.S won the 4G race earlier this decade, it provided nearly $100 billion boost to gross domestic product. And the stakes of the 5G race are even higher. If the U.S. wins, it would create an estimated 3 million jobs and add approximately $500 billion dollars to GDP.
That’s right, if America wins the 5G race, that could bring millions of jobs and $500 billions dollars to the country’s GDP. $500 billion dollars, you know how hard it is to get $500 billion dollars? Like, you’d have to marry and divorce Jeff Bezos five times. I mean after the 4th time, he’d probably catch on, like “ I think you don’t love me.” “What? Me? Jeff.”
And the fight about 5G isn’t just about money and downloading Avengers like that. No. It’s also about power. Because if you control 5G, you have access to everything people are doing online, which is everything. And right now, the best 5G technology is made by a Chinese company called Huawei. And because the Chinese company is Chinese, many governments don’t trust how secure it’s gonna be.
“Huawei maybe be best known for making phones, but it’s also a leading player in building infrastructure for all our communications. Critics fear that allowing it to build 5G could enable the Chinese state to spy on or even switch off the flow of data we ‘ll all depend on. “
Imagine that, if Huawei becomes the leading 5G provider in the world, then China can spy on everyone, which is terrible, because that’s what America wants to do. Yeah, I know you are judging, “Well, if America wants to do it, then how do they judge?” That’s not the point, all right? You want to do it first, like, when you cut someone off in traffic, and then someone else cuts in front of you, you’re like “ hey, asshole, that’s my move!”
But those are the stakes: job, money and power. And I’m not gonna try to bore you with all the technical details, but while America is developing its own 5G, China’s 5G is so far ahead. Like, they’re basically gonna set the trends. Like, it’s how back in the day, there used to be the fight between DVD and laser disk. Yeah, And if you’re wondering, “ What’s the hell the laser disk?” yeah, that’s America’s 5G. So this is the race many people are already saying American has lost. Luckily, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, America is lucky that you have a maniac on your team, who’s willing to play dirty.
“President Trump has already signed an executive order banning American companies from using telecom equipment deemed to be a national security threat. And that’s a direct shot at China and it’s tech giant Huawei. “
“As the U.S clamp down on the company causes a major domino effect, UK’s biggest mobile network, pulling Huawei from its 5G launch, while three of Japan’s mobile operators have stopped taking orders or delayed the summer release of a new Huawei phone. “
Donald, J Mother(fucker) Trump, this guy could see America wasn’t gonna win, so he just got a crowbar and pulled a Tonya Harding on China’s 5G. Just went in straight there. Yeah, the man might not know what 5G is, but he does know how to mess up other people’s shit. Just in there. Bam!
I’m gonna be honest with you, I don’t actually blame Trump because I don’t know how else America can win this race. Because even if America does manage to cripple Huawei and China, it’s not like America will suddenly have great 5G. All right, you won’t just have 5G overnight. Unless, America just pretends that it does.
“AT&T is putting a fake 5G logo on iPhones and iPads now. The company’s confirming the PC magazines, that the new icon is gonna show up when users download Apple’s latest beta version of iOS 12.2. But it’s not really 5G. At&T just changed the name for its 4G LTE advanced network to 5GE. The “e” stands for evolution. “
Okay, guys, that’s really sad. AT&T is just gonna lie and put another sticker. Like, It’s like you have a Smart car, and you just tape Lamborghini on the side of it. “Check it out, man! I’m driving a Lambo now, zero to 60 in 4 minutes flat.” But seeing as it’s a race that it might be lost, AT&T might be on something here. Because this is considered the new space race. So maybe American can win the race the same way it won the last one. Just fake it, baby.
